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< lavhoes> didn't mean to do that.
< lavhoes> you didn't see me.
< lavhoes> DID NOT SEE ME
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<captainapathy-Q> I spanked that tests ass
<JuicePuppet> like a naughty school girl?
<captainapathy-Q> No, like a naughty school boy
<captainapathy-Q> Get things right dammit
<JuicePuppet> rowr | [-]
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#93
nahahahaha! *spazzes out* HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEE!! *gasps for breath then falls over on floor* X_X | [-]
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<Julien> hey people
<Amante> Speaking of stupid pop ups
<shavenwookiee> hi Julien
<Amante> Hey Julien
<AGaeris> Hey Smokey.
<Julien> wow, i am confused
<DracoLichB> hi
<AGaeris> Wow, I'm not surprised. | [-]
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<TechnicalFreak> Hell, sometimes I think my penis is gone
<Electrico> ...
<Ubergamer51> ...
<Breathe> ...
<TechnicalFreak> No really
<Ubergamer51> WTF?!
<Common_Sensei> Did you mean pens?
<Common_Sensei> I hate it when I lose my favorite pen.
<Ubergamer51> please say you meant pens
<TechnicalFreak> Sensory intergration disorder I think
<Ubergamer51> DEAR GOD SAY YOU MEANT PENS!! | [-]
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#73
<Jezebel> Yay! Another carebear movie!!!
<Jezebel> >.>
<Jezebel> <.<
<Jezebel> I mean... Pr0n!!! | [-]
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#67
<Deth-B0y> there's so much of me to love, i need 4 concubines just to heft my girth to the bed from the comp | [-]
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#58
<Ragnarok> what's the point of wisconsin
<CIA> we are the front line to keep canada from taking over the US | [-]
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<darth_tyranus> Hellooooo Anal.
<darth_tyranus> ...Boy, I sure typed THAT without thinking. | [-]
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#86
<Fantasm> i just got a penis enlargement email
<Fantasm> but the image they sent involves a Teddy Bear and a vacuum cleaner | [-]
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#16
froggy: what are you doing
b4k4man: nothing
froggy: sounds like fun
b4k4man: it is.
b4k4man: i'm doing the happy fun nothing dance in my chair
b4k4man: it consist of 2 parts sitting
b4k4man: 1 part breathing
b4k4man: CRUD! forgot to breath
b4k4man: gotta start over
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#94
paranoiacg: damnit
paranoiacg: stupid moth is flying into my ceiling
kapnkimmie: turn off the light!
paranoiacg: O_o
paranoiacg: o_O
kapnkimmie: they're attracted to light silly
paranoiacg: ok 1 sec
paranoiacg: cool, didn't know that abaaah fic=dufdsf
paranoiacg: cuck
paranoiacg: afjf
kapnkimmie: no need for anger/hitting random keys!
paranoiacg: goddamn moth started attacking the now brightest thing in the room; my monitor
paranoiacg: 'turn off the light'
paranoiacg: great idea | [-]
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#59
<{8_8}> notice how the smiley negates any previous action
<{8_8}> jarada is a fat, ugly piece of horseflesh =) | [-]
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#78
< TheBaumer> it has to be a certain length
< TheBaumer> 6 inches i believe.
< Common_Sensei> Yikes. Context. | [-]
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#63
<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o)
<Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan | [-]
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#27
<Mandingo> The day after Columbus day should be a holiday too.
<Mandingo> Columbus killed his first native today! BANKS GET THE DAY OFF. | [-]
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#90
<jono`> you can have a \ in your nickname?
[ nick [ \\\\\\\\ to \table ] ]
<\table> </tr></td>
[ nick [ \table to jono` ] ]
<jacob> <marquee> jono is gay </marquee>
<jacob> D:
<jono`> <style> marquee { display: none; } </style>
<jacob> :/
<jacob> hacked
<jono`> hax0red | [-]
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#64
<haole> a webtv user with his own server is like a homeles man with a satellite dish | [-]
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#72
<Treen> I'm irish/scottish/german/english.
<VashStampede> man, you HATE yourself, Treen
<Treen> lol
<Treen> You have no idea.
<VashStampede> dude, did your ancestors get together to duke it out and accidentally have sex? | [-]
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<Mandingo> Stupid toilet will NOT stop running!
<Mandingo> I'm about to seriously give it a beating.
<Mandingo> Stupid toilet. I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me.
<Koyama> hahahahahaha
<fence> ....
<fence> I dont want he rest of my milkshake now
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<darth_tyranus> "We have a cancel button, in case you don't want toast." Why is that at the top of every forum page?
<NonSequitur> That's been the topic of speculation, dt
<Jarp> i do NOT know
<darth_tyranus> And who wouldn't want toast?
<Jarp> the Antitoast
<darth_tyranus> Ah yes, my mortal foe.
<darth_tyranus> I will destroy him in Toast Kombat.
<darth_tyranus> "Toast your might!"
<NonSequitur> rofl
<NonSequitur> And the obvious... "TOASTY!!!" | [-]
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<iRia> TCP/IP, MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?! | [-]
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<CIA> "Napster is robbing me blind." -- Chris Robinson, Black Crowes, Salon, March 25, 2000
<haole> the Black Crowes haven't sold a cd since 1989 | [-]
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#44
<MoogleLally> ...I'm the only one not idle.
<MoogleLally> WOO!
MoogleLally rampant around the room! NAKED!
<ZSyed> ...
<ZSyed> yay!
<MoogleLally> ...
<Ria> Woohoo!
<MoogleLally> IEEE! | [-]
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<@Breathe> My cat's wired.
<Ne0_Rat> to explode?
<Magc8Ball> breathe- for Cable?
<KageNeko> kinda like Chococat, eh Breathe? Picking up news feeds through the whiskers
<@Breathe> Heh heh
<beorn> Is it a Cat-5? *snerk* sorry... | [-]
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<RonJeremy> my mustache is fully erect right now | [-]
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#76
{Screevo} Someguy: /ns register password
{SomeGuy} Done! Thanks
* SomeGuy has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Screevo)))
{Screevo} Doofus
{Screevo} He made his password "password"
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{SomeGuy} Something is screwy
{Screevo} Dude. Your password should NOT be Password
{SomeGuy} oh
{Screevo} type /ns drop
{WizardofWestmarch} ROFLMAO
{Screevo} and then /ns register YOURPASSWORDHERE
{SomeGuy} Stupid stuff....and thing
{X5} hehehe
{SomeGuy} okay...hasn't kicked me off yet....
{SomeGuy} I think I'm good
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{Alice|nothappy} AHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAAHAHA
{SomeGuy} I hate everything | [-]
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* bosskii|listentoGPN sets mode: +v aery
* aery vomits
* bosskii|listentoGPN gets a mop
* aery pets her v
<aery> err
* aery pets her +
<DJ-GrandPoobah> haha
<Doc> Whoa now.
<Prux> Freudian thoughts on the mind | [-]
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<Charion> well... she she's a really kind person that i can talk to. she loves me alot... she has shown some spark of intelligence at times. and she looks great
<Dedalus-GREEK> mom?
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<echelon> Google: Stopping people looking like retards | [-]
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<a-p-o-c> thank you for taking bash.org down. i got tired of the people in my channel trying to be witty to get on that damn site. | [-]
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<blanc[eatingPIZZA]> you the bunny
<darkbunny> yep, I da bunny
<darkbunny> You da NSFW guy
<The_Shovel> I da scary man with the full automatic rifle.
<Josie> you da man
<blanc[eatingPIZZA]> true dat
<Josie> no. i da man
<Josie> no.
<Josie> i do WOman
<The_Shovel> Oooh, sexxay
<blanc[eatingPIZZA]> you do woman?
<The_Shovel> We want pictures!
<blanc[eatingPIZZA]> lesbo much?
<Josie> lol
<Josie> woops
<The_Shovel> No, no.
<The_Shovel> It's about time the hot, sexy truth came out :) | [-]
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< huzyrdadi> I met real furries yesterday
< huzyrdadi> I feel kinda bad about the stereotypes I've been paying attention to all these years
< huzyrdadi> cause oh my god they're so fucking true | [-]
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<Alucard> anyone know a good place to buy a snowboard? online, i mean
<Talwin> www.sexysnowboardswithcooldesignsforcheap.com
<Alucard> hmm, 404
<Talwin> What?
<Talwin> They were just up 5 minutes ago!
<Talwin> I always buy snowboards from them!
<Alucard> weird
<Talwin> How about www.iforgotwhatiwasgoingtotypebutitinvolvedsnowboards.net
<Alucard> hmm, same
<Mandingo> Or http://www.goshilovesnowboardssomuchimadeawebsiteforthemsoyoucanbuythem.org ?
<Talwin> Well damn.
<Talwin> You might try ebay
<Talwin> Sports authority etc.
<Ash_Housewares> Hey! That link doesnt work! | [-]
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<oreth> i swear, Lifetime will make a tv movie about anything
<oreth> my mother is watching a made for tv movie about an ice skater who fell at the olympics.
<Trax> now there's a recipe for a shitty movie
<Rastlin> Nah, that can be a great movie
<Rastlin> if you just replace "ice skating" with naked volleyball
<Rastlin> and falling with lesbian sex
<Rastlin> then it'd be the best movie ever
<oreth> i have to agree.
* oreth edits the sentence
<oreth> my mother is watching a made for tv movie about a naked volleyball player who had lesbian sex at the olympics
<Rastlin> see, that's a fucking blockbuster right there I tell you | [-]
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<cia> dude i wanna do a face scan but ill slobber up the thing and have to break out the windex | [-]
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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<@NonSequitur> Why are you typing in red?
<LethalGeek> cause I can...? i don't nokw
<@NonSequitur> Did you take the red pill?
<LethalGeek> who doesn't?
<@NonSequitur> You seem to have quite a record.
<LethalGeek> *gives the finger*
<@NonSequitur> One of these lives has a future.
<+Demmin-Nass> your on your way to a smack bottom
<@NonSequitur> The other...does not.
<LethalGeek> gimme my phone call
<@NonSequitur> Tell me, LethalGeek, what good is a phone call if you're unable to speak...?
* NonSequitur sets mode: +m | [-]
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<SemiSquared> I'll be back.
* SemiSquared is now known as SemiShoweringNaked
* shavenwookiee is now known as wook_scrubbing_semi
<Zippo> O_o
<NonSequitur> ewwwww
<Nodnol> lol
<wook_scrubbing_semi> ;)
<Jarp> O_o
<wook_scrubbing_semi> we'll be back..
* Zippo backs away slowly
* SemiShoweringNaked is now known as SemiFullyDressedAndRetching | [-]
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<DrBeckett> .... some jackass was waving to the news reporter's camera while the reporter was doing a story on the sniper
<Antiarc> Hi ma! I'm on TV! I'd like to...*fwip* AUGH! I'm HIT! | [-]
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<Coda> I am geek, hear me .RAR | [-]
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<PinkMenace> Elrond: Cast it into the fire!
<PinkMenace> Isildur: Okay *throws a fake ring*
<PinkMenace> a century later...
<AGaeris> Now why would Isildur have a fake ring on hand?
<NotAPopTart> damn you, AG :)
<beorn> Isildur: "STUF Elrond, I randomed this thing fair and square. And it is no drop!"
<American> Elrond shoulda gone bulletime and kicked the other dude's ass
<AGaeris> Just in case they killed Sauron, he stole the ring, and then got faced up by Elrond to destroy it?
<PinkMenace> the elves and men should have been camping Sauron's spawn point
<Fnord> Elrond: "dood u have to put it in lava 2 finish quest"
<PinkMenace> this is phat l3wt!
<beorn> Isildur: "Lava quest is sux, ring is betr lewt"
<Fnord> Isildur: "wtf this ring gives +50 to everything and permanent invis! stfu!"
<Alucard> Isildur: "But dood! i n33d a new sword!"
<Fnord> Elrond: "YU0 = FAG0T!" | [-]
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<Koyama> that masturbation thread has gotten way out of hand | [-]
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b4k4man: or maybe quasi spider full on donkey lady
froggy: i would think a guy would like a girl that was part donkey
b4k4man: eh?
b4k4man: explain to moi
froggy: she have more ass
b4k4man: heh
b4k4man: ok
b4k4man: what would your powers be...
b4k4man: more stubborn than an old automotive!
b4k4man: chews faster than a speeding obese!
b4k4man: kicks large farmers with a single pound
b4k4man: look up in the sky...its a bird its a plane! its! wait! look on the ground! its a nerd! its a pain! its spider donkey!
froggy: i think i should be offended | [-]
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<Fusion> Kind of like how SomeGuy doesn't have shoulders.
<Treen> O_o
<Treen> what, does he just go straight down?
<Common_Sensei> I've heard rumors about that...
<Common_Sensei> Cheap date. | [-]
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<+Sisgmund> What is it with anime and the bad guys grabbing you by your head?
<+Elatha> And those tentacles. Sheesh. Won't they just leave me alo... OOH! That feels goooooooood... | [-]
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<Julien> question: if there was ever a war and it got really bad... would they be able to conscript people under the age of 18 since the War Measures Act takes away all civilian rights?
<Apocaliptik> yeah then the entire army can consist of people callling the enemey lamers
<Julien> Apoc: but the most important thing: No respawn
<Magc8Ball> I'm pagan. I believe in respawn, it's just REALLY REALLY SLOW. | [-]
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* Kotobuki kiss Stage
<Kotobuki> kills!
<Kotobuki> kills!
<Kotobuki> not kiss | [-]
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<SomeGuy> She might use her teeth to tear out your jugular, tho
<Mistress_Arwen> No, no...
<Mistress_Arwen> My teeth belong to John too.
* Mistress_Arwen nibbles John
* AGaeris blushes
<SomeGuy> He keeps them in a little box | [-]
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<COLLIN> i wrote to carson daly to try to get irc.mtv.com put back up, but i think i ended up accidentally voting for n'sync on TRL | [-]
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